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I have enjoyed working here these past several years.
You have paid me very well and given me benefits beyond belief.
Have 3-4 months off per year
and a pension plan that will pay my salary til the day I die
and then pay my estate one year salary death bonus
and then continue to pay my spouse my salary
with increases until he (or she) dies
and a health plan that most people can only dream of having no deductible whatsoever.
Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient for me.
In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.
Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless,
I will be coming back with no loss in pay or status.